After a few weeks of dark and sad news headlines dominating MotoGP, it is nice to have a story (or rumour at least) that looks like bringing some light and happiness back to the sport.

MotoGP’s gain could be F1′s loss, as rumours are going around suggesting that Charlie Cox could be leaving the BBC’s MotoGP commentary team to join……….the BBC F1 coverage!

Charlie Cox is what the mute button was made for on the TV, he is the special olympics of sports commentating – and if this news is true, then most MotoGP fans will be celebrating up and down the UK.

Oh, and F1 fans, we understand that satisfaction with Jonathan Legard as a commentator is pretty low, but you’d better get used to hearing phrases like “he needed that like a third armpit”, “that shot the fox”, “the red car has overtaken the blue car” (replace ‘car’ with ‘bike’ for MotoGP), and lots of wheezing talk about eating the other commentator’s lunch and getting out of the circuit early to avoid the traffic if Cox is on his way to your screens.

Finally! BBC gets their Cox out.

Another early Christmas present for UK MotoGP fans:
It appears that Charlie Cox has definately been given the boot from the BBC. Charlie Cox was the curse of MotoGP on the BBC with a stock of ‘catchphrases’ that would be used over and over again, as we have mentioned here previously, he was the ‘special olympics’ of sports commentary, a paragon of how not to be a commentator, and actually managed to give Australians an even worse reputation – so we are very happy not to have to listen to his voice in 2011. Fans can only hope that the BBC get the rest of their shit together and start treating the sport with the respect it deserves.

After not showing the MotoGP Qualifying yesterday, they manage to top it all off by cutting the 250cc race just over half-way though and instead making you rush online to watch the rest of it. What a joke.

And now after having my anger peaked, I have to stomach sitting through the main race listening to Charlie Cox puffing out his usual ‘catch-phrases’: “Nightmare in a bubblecar”, “Once more over the stripe”, “Needed that like a third armpit”, talking to Steve Parrish and referring to him as “Oh Oracle”, and then droning on and on about “stealing each others lunch”, etc…etc…

ARRRGH. *Shakes Fist*. Surely I should be able to withhold part of my license fee for this. Especially after the BBC’s alleged public commitment to the importance of MotoGP that they made at the start of the season when they were faced with MotoGP fans protesting that they had won the rights.

Suggest you use this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints

Alternatively vent your frustration and leave an offensive comment about the BBC or Charlie Cox in the comments field – I won’t be censoring anything. Here’s mine:

Charlie Cox is the special olympics of sports commentary and MotoGP fans need the BBC coverage like “a third armpit”.

The BBC have posted their 2009 plans for coverage of MotoGP and have tried to address the concerns raised by the fans of the sport – namely the interactive coverage, fears of MotoGP being bumped in favour of F1 coverage, the lack of 125cc and 250cc coverage….and of course the huge debate about the commentary team. You can find the BBC statement HERE or read below for the statement, and its currently generating a lot of comments.

Despite addressing many of the issues that fans have been raising over the last few months,  it seems like BBC viewers are still stuck with Charlie Cox as a “lead commentator”  – That’s the only real issue we have, all the other stuff we can cope with and we are pleased to see the BBC having taken some actions to satisfy the fans.

But Charlie Cox. Again. For a whole year. *sigh* Another year of watching MotoGP with the sound turned down.

BBC statement below:

It always feels like a long off-season but the planning for the new 2009 season is already well under way. We are expanding our coverage again this year and will be showing all the qualifying sessions (125, MotoGP and 250) on Saturday afternoons on the red button alongside our existing coverage on race day – 125, 250, MotoGP and MotoGP Extra – which all adds up to over seven hours of coverage a weekend.

We’ve been getting a lot of feedback both here and on other bike forums about a couple of key points. One has been our commentary line-up for this season and the other about not being able to record red button coverage. Both of these issues have been exacerbated by Eurosport losing the rights to show MotoGP for the forthcoming season leaving the BBC as the exclusive broadcaster for the sport.

First and foremost I want to point out that any decision about rights is made by Dorna, the rights holder, and not by the BBC. We are in the last year of a pre-existing contract and are delighted to have signed a new deal starting in 2010 which will take us through to the end of the 2013 season.

To give the situation some context our coverage attracts average audiences of 1.1 million with an approval rating that has been the highest for any terrestrial programme in a given week. We believe the BBC team is key to that success and we are looking forward to another exciting season in 2009. In terms of presentation, Suzi Perry has a wealth of experience from years of fronting motorbike racing and our pitlane reporter Matthew Roberts has worked as a journalist within the MotoGP paddock for eight years before joining the BBC and has excellent connections with the teams enabling us to break key stories last year.

Charlie Cox and Steve Parrish will once again be in the commentary box. Charlie is an experienced lead commentator with a great passion for and extensive knowledge of motorbikes whilst Steve raced at the very highest level finishing fifth in the world championship.

We have taken on board feedback about the non-recordable nature of the red button when viewed on certain platforms and as a result we will be looping the qualifying on Saturday afternoon and evening and will do the same with the races on Sunday into the following week. A timetable for this will appear on the website at the start of the season and will be updated race by race.

The inability to record via the red button is a Sky box issue rather than a specifically BBC one but we are doing all we can to enable you to watch the sessions you may have missed live. We will also be supplying additional Freeview details so you will be able to record our coverage when viewing the red button. There have also been questions about why we can’t use our other channels to show the 125 and 250 classes. Under the terms of the licence we can’t turn BBC Three or Four into a sports channel although we can use them occasionally and they are unavailable during the day as the bandwidth is used by CBeebies and CBBC.

One final point to answer is whether the BBC signing F1 will affect the MotoGP coverage and the answer is yes, but only in a positive way. We will be working with the F1 team to maximize opportunities to promote MotoGP. David Coulthard is part of the F1 team and a bike fan too who has come to the race in Brno for the last few years. The races don’t clash as the rights holders are keen to avoid this and the start times are offset on dates where both series are racing. The British MotoGP will follow the Hungarian F1 meaning we get to put the Donington race on BBC One, which is fantastic.

Coverage of any sport is hugely subjective. We always review our coverage at the end of the season and I frequently read the comments posted on a variety of websites including this one. We are very proud of our coverage and in being able to bring top-class bike racing to a wider audience, we believe we have the best team to lead our programme. I am always keen to get feedback and to find out what you’d like to see in the show so please let me know below.

Perry and Roberts I can cope with, even Parrish is bearable when paired up with a decent co-commentator – but Cox brings the whole thing crashing down. We’ve said it before, he’s the David Brent of race-day and the special olympics of sports commentary.

Some noise is already on the BBC forums:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A45519564:
Choice quote: “Mind you, I am quite prepared to watch the season but with the volume muted.”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A45954471:
Choice quote: “As for Charlie Cox again has no exciting and informative commentating skills.”

Races fans had their fingers crossed when Cox signed on as a presenter for the Australian version of Top Gear, and hoped that this commitment would mean he would stay in Australia and not come back to the BBC. Cox left the show in December after reviews that could only be descirbed as ‘mixed’ to ‘awful’. And now he’s back. Bollocks.